the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!