The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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the ability to become black.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to plank

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to control sloths

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!