The power to think salmon.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!