- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to breathe

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to see through air

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

the ability to become black.

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to shit with your mouth

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to fall up.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to speak only in binary

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to speak in braille...

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

Pointless Super Powers