The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!