The power to die on command

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!