- Pointless Super Powers

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to slip on anything.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

power to fly only in the plane

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

The power to turn gold into lead.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to turn food into shit.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to see into the future of the past

the power to move something right next to you

The power to be able to not smell fart

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!