The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!