The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to like any show

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Being Aquaman

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to die if you think

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!