Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!