The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!