Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!