The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power of minding your own business

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!