the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to like any show

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!