the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!