The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!