The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!