The power to go suicide

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to clean

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to fail

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!