To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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power to fly only in the plane

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!