The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power of not knowing

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!