The power to sweat acid.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

The power of the detachable little toe!

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power of not knowing

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The ability to clean

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The ability to only fart in public

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to take away powers but only your own.

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

The power to cook bad meals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!