The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!