The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Meatvision.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!