- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to shit dirt!

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to transform into yourself

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to not hear thunder.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

Pointless Super Powers