The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to fly for a second

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!