The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!