The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!