The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fail

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!