The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to have bad luck!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to see through water.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to conjure chairs at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to learn only at school.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to break your Nokia phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!