mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!