The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!