The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!