The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!