The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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Lactokinesis

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to see through water.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!