the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!