the power to seduce hats

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!