The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!