The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!