The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!