The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!