the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!