The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!