The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to smell colors

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to commit crime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!