The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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Being Aquaman

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!