The power to see through air.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to understand women!!

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!