The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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A healing punch

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Immunity to medication

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!