The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to fart mace

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to think.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!