The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!