The power to read your own mind!

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!