The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!