To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!