The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into yourself

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to die.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!